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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Uh, let me get a turkey sandwhich. Uhh lettuce, tomato…My names Cat DeLos-Reyes, who the fuck are you? I ain’t no hipster, boy I can make your hips stir. I’m a singer and actress. Born in Mullingar, raised in Bradford where all the pimps are. I’m engaged to Zayn Malik, my property, none for you, hands off, m i n e, not yours. Talk to me &amp; I’ll listen, but I’m not an anon. xo You got some shit to say? I suggest you hold it in.</description><title>Fill it up, fill it up.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @keepcalmandlovecatx)</generator><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Back For You ll Zatherine</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;We missed you too, babe.&amp;#8221; Cat grinned and then raised an eyebrow. &amp;#8220;Got me something? You didn&amp;#8217;t have to.&amp;#8221; She held Katniss and ran a hand through the little girl&amp;#8217;s hair, watching as Zayn grabbed a box. She gave him the baby and eyed the box with a small smile. &amp;#8220;Should I be scared? Like&amp;#8230;at all?&amp;#8221; With a small laugh, she sat down next to him and unwrapped the box, taking out all the gifts. She gasped a little and looked over at him. &amp;#8220;Zayn, you-&amp;#8221; She stopped and felt her cheeks heat up as she slipped on the jacket and locket. Her eyes looked into the box again, pulling out the Mrs. Claus dress with a laugh. &amp;#8220;You would.&amp;#8221; Setting the outfit in her lap, she found two tickets at the bottom, her eyes widening. &amp;#8220;Oh my gosh.&amp;#8221; She took out the tickets, then looked over to Zayn with a grin. &amp;#8220;You&amp;#8217;ve really outdone yourself this time.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/37379558090</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/37379558090</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:16:20 -0500</pubDate><category>Paras</category><category>trolololol</category></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Cat laughed and nodded. &amp;#8220;It was pretty scary because yes, you were good.&amp;#8221; She said and shook her head slightly. &amp;#8220;So don&amp;#8217;t ever do it again. Or I will hit you.&amp;#8221; She glared playfully at him, meeting him halfway and pressing their lips together. She smiled as she was pulled on top of him, careful not to put all her weight on him. &amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m great, how are you dear?&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30898743699</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30898743699</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:40:23 -0400</pubDate><category>Paras</category><category>little did they know</category><category>they'd be faced with the biggest challenge yet in earth science the next day:</category><category>Return of Father Time: Mr. Wisdom</category><category>xD</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ulj1E4vq1rabbano1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ulj1E4vq1rabbano2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30898362224</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30898362224</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:35:03 -0400</pubDate><category>pics</category></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;No, no. I will not hush. Sorry, not sorry.&amp;#8221; Cat stuck her tongue out at him, then laughed and shook her head. &amp;#8220;Why in the world would I hit you?&amp;#8221; She gave him an odd look before he jumped on her. &amp;#8220;Well hi there.&amp;#8221; She said with a grin, ruffling his hair. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30897171940</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30897171940</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 19:18:29 -0400</pubDate><category>Paras</category></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Cat smiled victoriously when Zayn gave up. &amp;#8220;I win!&amp;#8221; She giggled, turning around. &amp;#8220;Don&amp;#8217;t hide.&amp;#8221; She whined then flopped down on the bed, laying on her back and staring up at the ceiling. &amp;#8220;Come love meee.&amp;#8221; She drawled out and opened her arms, looking at him and pouting. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30855380073</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30855380073</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 01:25:18 -0400</pubDate><category>Paras</category></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Cat let out a small laugh and shook her head, letting out a huff before deciding to play along. &amp;#8220;How about Candyland? Maybe Chutes And Ladders?&amp;#8221; She bit her lip and laughed again. &amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;ve got both.&amp;#8221; She shrugged her shoulders. &amp;#8220;Nah, I&amp;#8217;m kidding. Sure, I&amp;#8217;ll play a game.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30854359555</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30854359555</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 01:00:23 -0400</pubDate><category>paras</category><category>i'd be like</category><category>fuck no</category><category>gtfo</category><category>idec if youre zayn fucking malik</category><category>you immitate jigsaw i will chop off your willie</category><category>and your ankles</category><category>then ship you to wyoming</category></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Cat let out a small gasp and jumped a little bit as Zayn covered her eyes. She pursed her lips and laughed a bit. &amp;#8220;Turn the lights back on. I&amp;#8217;m blind enough as it is.&amp;#8221; She joked and shook her head, crossing her arms. &amp;#8220;Either this is Zayn or some creepy serial killer. Which one?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30851537236</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30851537236</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:03:24 -0400</pubDate><category>Paras</category></item><item><title>ooc: Wedding Planning.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://big-huge-quiff.tumblr.com/post/30691716218/ooc-wedding-planning" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;big-huge-quiff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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Ohmygod yesyes. xD

Hay, we&amp;#8217;re fluffy idiots. Spank chu very much.

And I&amp;#8217;m using my phone so I couldn&amp;#8217;t put this under read more dammit. &amp;gt;:c</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30717846410</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30717846410</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2012 06:23:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Cat sighed, looking over at him. &amp;#8220;God dammit, are you already asleep?&amp;#8221; She asked and groaned a bit. &amp;#8220;Noooo.&amp;#8221; She pouted and got up, beginning to look through her dresser for some pajamas.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30717797970</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30717797970</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Sep 2012 06:21:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ooc: Wedding Planning.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://big-huge-quiff.tumblr.com/post/30690570728/ooc-wedding-planning"&gt;big-huge-quiff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Omfg Cat has to wear her glasses too then.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;M STILL LEAKING.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHY DO WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES. xD&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30690935612</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30690935612</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:49:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;She smiled and then walked out of Katniss&amp;#8217; room, closing the door behind her before walking back into their room. She ran and jumped onto the bed with an &amp;#8216;oof&amp;#8217;, setting her homework onto her nightstand. &amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m back!&amp;#8221; She grinned.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30690899932</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30690899932</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:49:12 -0400</pubDate><category>Paras</category></item><item><title>ooc: Wedding Planning.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://big-huge-quiff.tumblr.com/post/30688826709/ooc-wedding-planning"&gt;big-huge-quiff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;OMG AW AW AW! YESSSS! I&amp;#8217;m leaking over here. Onfkjfngeribgurebgojkerhij&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30689546524</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30689546524</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:26:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Thank you, babe.&amp;#8221; She grins and leans down, kissing his cheek softly. She smiles at him and nods. &amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;ll do it. No worries. Be right back.&amp;#8221; She scoops the little girl up in her arms and walks to her room, setting her down in her crib and placing the blanket over her. &amp;#8220;Goodnight, babygirl.&amp;#8221; Cat smiles and kisses her head, gently beginning to sing A La Nanita Nana.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30689494489</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30689494489</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 20:26:07 -0400</pubDate><category>Paras</category></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Are not.&amp;#8221; She glares back. &amp;#8220;Ugh, stop arguing, Zayn.&amp;#8221; She says with a small pout, kissing Katniss&amp;#8217; head as her eyes slowly close. &amp;#8220;I think she&amp;#8217;s tired.&amp;#8221; She sighs then smiles at Zayn. &amp;#8220;Happy tears? Hm. That&amp;#8217;s good then.&amp;#8221; She looks down at Katniss. &amp;#8220;I think my little angel is sleepy. I&amp;#8217;ll go put her down, it&amp;#8217;s almost nine thirty anyways.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30687858406</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30687858406</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:58:51 -0400</pubDate><category>Paras</category></item><item><title>ooc: Wedding Planning.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://big-huge-quiff.tumblr.com/post/30687004967/ooc-wedding-planning"&gt;big-huge-quiff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;xD I know, I know. Hold your applause, I&amp;#8217;ll sign autographs later.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, I do wanna hear it. SPEAK.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30687733446</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30687733446</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:56:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ooc: Wedding Planning.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://big-huge-quiff.tumblr.com/post/30675970220/ooc-wedding-planning"&gt;big-huge-quiff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Yes. I love me some nighttime weddings. &amp;gt;:B&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The best thought? Hm. Is a clown going to hop down from a tree, kill Niall and then teach Louis and Harry that management doesn&amp;#8217;t control their closeted relationship? Or&amp;#8230; xD&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltce3jDMId1qafrh6.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30686585167</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30686585167</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:37:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Too Lazy To Think Of A Title So SUCK A DICK &gt;:B</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;m not lying though, Zayn!&amp;#8221; She laughs and shakes her head, sticking her tongue out at him. &amp;#8220;Stop what?&amp;#8221; She asks and tilts her head with a fake innocent smile. She eyes him and moves closer, kissing his cheek. &amp;#8220;Alrighty, I just saw tears in your eyes.&amp;#8221; Cat shrugs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30686315221</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30686315221</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 19:32:41 -0400</pubDate><category>Paras</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n521KPCy1qg0tdwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30634959673</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30634959673</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 00:29:46 -0400</pubDate><category>pics</category><category>i went bi for bout five seconds</category><category>sorry not sorry</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo4_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n689T4kh1qjjyjoo9_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30634941652</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30634941652</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 00:29:27 -0400</pubDate><category>pics</category><category>you flawless human being da fuq</category></item><item><title>
because perfection exists

Lawd no. So old.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ndhrGG4w1qgyw6do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;because perfection exists&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Lawd no. So old.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30634698107</link><guid>http://keepcalmandlovecatx.tumblr.com/post/30634698107</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2012 00:25:23 -0400</pubDate><category>pics</category><category>im leaking</category></item></channel></rss>
